El juego de Tumblebugs

Estoy jugando en la computadora este juego llamado TUMBLEBUGS, donde hay que liberar a las catarinitas de un malvado ser que las quiere mantener prisioneras. Además de que el juego es entretenido, cada nivel da una cita, divertida, supuestamente para ayudarnos a seguir adelante tanto en el juego como en la vida, esta es su filosofía:

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the sime time
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
A shortcut is the longest path between two points.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Failure is not falling down, is not getting up again
A photographic memory is no use if it's never developed
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't, why you should
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill your house 4 inches deep
A 3 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurante
Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall 
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
All generalisations are dangerous, including this one
Sometimes you are the bug, sometimes you are the windshield
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places
Bakers trade bread recipes in a knead-to-know basis
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it
If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use looking like a fool
A lightly possibility is always better than an unconvincing possibility
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
Everything your mother ever warned you about is true
Everything takes longer than you think it will
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Always floss after meals, yes, we mean you
Never usa a big word when a diminutive one will work
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it bothers the pig.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
A closed mouth gathers no foot..
If you look like your passport photo, you're not well enough to travel.
A midget fortune teller who escapes from prison is just a small medium at large
Anything you loose, automatically doubles in value
Sometimes thought and planning are the way to go (especially early on).
A bit of hardwork never killed anyone - but why risk it?
The glass is either half full, half empty, or twice as big as it needs to be.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
If you want your spouse to pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Buy low, sell high
Quando omni flunkus moritati - when everything fails, play dead
Eagles may soar, but
What happens if you get half scared to death twice?
For every action, theres an equal and opposite criticism
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up in jet engines
''playdough'' and ''microwave'' should not be used in the same sentence
Agregaré una que ví hace poco en YouTube: 
Si he sabido lo divertidos que son los nietos, los habría tenido primero...

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